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Posted: 03 October 2002 at 7:43pm | IP Logged Quote LaurenH

This report isn't writing itself
but then again, neither is this note.
There is a lesson in there somewhere...

Hang it all, is Al coming?


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Posted: 04 October 2002 at 1:15pm | IP Logged Quote -Francisco

uh?

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Posted: 04 October 2002 at 1:50pm | IP Logged Quote LaurenH

Precisely.

This morning I have finally recognized the flu (or whatever) bug that has clouded my thinking, and I'm packing it in. Doubtless I was under its influence yesterday afternoon.

Good weekend, all...

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Posted: 04 October 2002 at 2:03pm | IP Logged Quote -Francisco

have a speedy recovery!



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Posted: 10 October 2002 at 1:54pm | IP Logged Quote LaurenH

Thanks.

At least half of the cylinders are firing on my first day back, so I'm going to absorb some remedial A2K reports information and try to apply it.

You'd think that with five days off, I would have found time to mail Roger my Rogue's Gallery submission, but noooo....

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Posted: 10 October 2002 at 10:38pm | IP Logged Quote Guests

Send it to me first, Lauren, and I'll photoshop it for you...  :)

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Posted: 11 October 2002 at 12:35pm | IP Logged Quote LaurenH

Cool! Could you have me shaking hands with a Space Alien, ala the covers of The Weekly World News?

(Emm...do you get that august journal down there?)



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Posted: 13 October 2002 at 4:38pm | IP Logged Quote Guests

No, is that anything like Woman's Day?

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Posted: 14 October 2002 at 12:40pm | IP Logged Quote LaurenH

Welllll...I've yet to see a space alien or the World's Fattest Man married to the World's Shortest Tax Attorney on the cover of Woman's day. ;)

But I think it's been a couple of decades since I last paid attention to the WD covers (not for me, you understand; my stepmother had a subscription, I think ;)))).

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Posted: 16 October 2002 at 6:53pm | IP Logged Quote LaurenH

It's almost Thursday. Everyone got their doggerel ready?

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Posted: 16 October 2002 at 10:35pm | IP Logged Quote Guests

No, I took mine out for a walk, he slipped his leash and ran away.

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Posted: 17 October 2002 at 4:39pm | IP Logged Quote Kris_Maly

They call constantly,

It never seems to cease,

Those accursed users,

With requests and problems that abound,

What do you mean no lunch for me today?

Oh God, it's half past two.



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Posted: 17 October 2002 at 5:02pm | IP Logged Quote -Francisco

OMG!!!! WHAT THE HECK HAPPEND TO THIS SITE? it's BLUE!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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Posted: 17 October 2002 at 5:18pm | IP Logged Quote Steve

<Blues riff>

Na na na na na

Went to Roger's Access site

Na na na na na

Wanted to see some OT too

Na na na na na

When I opened the forum page

Na na na na na

The whole darn thing was blue

Na na na na na

Talkin' blue

Na na na na na

B

Na na na na na

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Na na na na na

U

Na na na na na

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Na na na na na

I got them Roger's Access Blues

Na na na na na

I got them Roger's Access Blues

Na na na na na

 



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Posted: 17 October 2002 at 5:30pm | IP Logged Quote LaurenH

Guess I'm not the only one who woke up to Muddy Waters this morning.

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Posted: 17 October 2002 at 5:34pm | IP Logged Quote -Francisco

Is Roger trying to tell us that he's gone MicroSmurf?



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Posted: 17 October 2002 at 6:02pm | IP Logged Quote Guests

Muddy Waters?  Sounds like an accurate description of my brain right now...

Why is is that I can feel really confident about using Access and be able to whip up queries and reports and forms and be really productive and creative, then I have a break of a month or so and come back to it, and it's like I have to start with Access 101 all over again.  I just can't seem to remember how to DO things!

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Posted: 17 October 2002 at 6:03pm | IP Logged Quote LaurenH

Perhaps you should ease your way back in more gradually. Try a few crosstab reports to start...

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Posted: 17 October 2002 at 6:06pm | IP Logged Quote Guests

Hmf!  I'm going back to look at something I did LAST year to see if it will give me any clues.

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Posted: 17 October 2002 at 6:15pm | IP Logged Quote DougB

Jenni,
I know that feeling.

Of course today I can't even string three thoughts together or speak plain English.

What I wanted to say is that I have done that, being away from Access and not being able to anything until you have worked with it for a couple of days.

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